#Chapter234

“You’re just a girl sometimes. I think you need to take up yoga, or some sort of mediation. You get stressed way too easy for a dude and will end up having an early heart attack if you’re not careful.” I pour my cereal into my favorite pink unicorn bowl and smile to myself at all the pretty colors, tumbling together in such a cute aesthetic. Pleasing to the eye and instantly mood lifting.

“You’re my girlfriend… Do you blame me? I think I lose a year of life every three months I’m with you.” He sounds a little too deadpan for my liking.

“Ha, Ha!” I retort flatly...