~~~ The Phone Call ~~~

When we left the pizza place, I had called "shotgun" - which set my sister into a pout - which resulted in me sitting in the back with her again. When we left the store, I decided to skip the drama and just opened the back door and waited for her to climb in. I swatted her on the ass because I could. Second bizarre note of the day: she didn't report the act to mom. She did, however, wrap herself around my arm and invade my personal space as soon as I was seated. I set the bag of loot between my feet and...