He was shocked out of his reverie by another un-popped kernel of popcorn striking his cheek. His mother giggled, then laughed.

"Mom, do you want a spanking?" he asked.

"Well, who's big enough to give it to me?" she slurred as she drained her second glass of wine. "You wouldn't put your hands on this," she laughed as she turned sideways and pointed at her bottom.

Billy quickly reached and popped his mother's bottom firmly. It made a satisfying smack. "What was that? What did you say? I didn't hear you," he laughed. "Be careful what you dare me to do. I'm not a little boy, anymore," he teased, feeling...