Introduction: The plan for tonight was to drink, get fucked up, hail an Uber, go bar hopping and hope for the best. The unforeseeable happened before we could even get out of the house. I never in a million years thought that this could or would ever happen, but it happened!

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Randy came over and it was business as usual. He brought the six pack and a bottle of Jack to add to my beer collection and we both started drinking and shooting the shit. The two of us had been friends for at least 25 years, we’ve been through a lot together. He and I married (And divorced)...