We did a tour of the house, which I thought was okay, but it didn't scream 'buy me'. We got back in the car and followed her the five minutes to the second house.

In the car, Cory said, "I thought we weren't son and mom today."

I admitted, "I oopsed and then wasn't sure how to go back."

"Well, that's going to make the future plans I had a little awkward," he said.

I moved my hand to his cock and asked, "Can I make it up to you?"

"But you're backseat Mommy, not front seat Mommy," he joked.

I laughed at the quick wit, but then added, as...