"Anyway," she continued. "The guys did their third round of dives, and they were so funny trying to one up each other. At this point they all had boners and their dance routines were all about showing them off. It was hilarious watching them stroke and thrust their dicks up there. So then it was my turn, and I didn't know how to one-up them. Especially since it was so dark up there. I mean, you could see their boners in silhouette, but I didn't have a boner. Well, didn't have a dick, at least. So I thought I'd turn around and rub myself a little as a show. I...