Taylor, of course, was too human for guilt. "I was just doing what it seemed like we all wanted," she began. "It was, like, pretty clear to me. I don't know what you guys were trying to do, but like, this is not on me if you can't keep it up."

"No, it's fine. Nobody's fault. Let's just... hang out instead or something," I replied as I awkwardly shifted my pants back up. "I did really enjoy it, but yeah. Just a little weird for me, that's all."

"Well, I think that-"

"And if it's cool, I'd rather we not talk about it. I'm not mad, I just want to...