Katie and I began emptying the bags from the store. I tossed the snack cakes onto the counter and put the breakfast sandwiches in the refrigerator. The sushi, chips, soda, crackers, and crap-dip were torn open and spread across my tiny table.

Nicole and my sister came over, arm in arm, and grabbed seats. I pulled out four glasses. Katie swiped them long enough to fill them with ice. I found some little saucers in the cabinet and handed one each to the two blondes and the set one at Katie's spot and one at mine.

"Thanks, babe," I told the brunette, offering her a kiss.

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