"They are!" David said. "She sends me a lot of topless pics at night saying how glad she is to get her bra off and how sore her back is."

"Whatever," I said. I suppose they would be annoying.

"Anyway, she finished up with my back and spun around on my butt and massaged the backs of my legs. It wasn't until she was at the top of my thighs that I realized the motion must have knocked the towel off my butt."

"She was staring at your naked butt the whole time?" I asked. "Pictures are one thing, but I don't want you two showing off your privates to...