"The duties of this position can easily be handled by one person at a third of the price you are asking. I don't see how I could justify your salary request. I am not saying you couldn't be the best caretakers in the world, I am just not sure that second best isn't good enough." I had begun laying the groundwork for the rejection. As lovely as they were, I won't allow my business sense to be steered by my dick. I laughed inside thinking about me running around naked with these two in my house. No, this would never work.

"We are more than caretakers although, you would never...