I said, "I think it was you who did the insertion into my mouth. Besides, it was only three seconds, so it doesn't count."

His answer was, "That's all I'm asking for; three seconds in your pussy. It won't count. Don't you want to know what it feels like?"

I said, "I know what it feels like to have a cock in me."

He said, "Yes, but all cocks are different. How many cocks have you had inside you?"

I didn't have a good answer. "Only Terry has been in there."

He said, "Really?"

I said, "Well, there were two other guys, but that was before I was married."

He...