"Any earlier, I'd run over and propose, but she did say all of my sperm. I'm positive there's still some left in my system."

As I leaned over to kiss her, she murmured, "Don't worry, dear. I'll work all night to clean you out."

*****

Monica sent me a text, informing me not to tell her my decision until I'd thought it over for a few days. I replied I already knew my answer, but we'd discuss it over dinner in two days.

Mom and I decided to celebrate by going out to dinner. I sent a text to Lisa, and she already had a nice booth ready for us...