Some of my bitterness concerning her phone crept out. "Think that would mean I'd never see you. So, why don't I just move out? Then at least you'll be able to continue to have phone sex wherever and whenever you want."

She started to turn red. "Are you jealous of my social life? Some of us like to talk and be with other people, unlike you..."

"As far as your social life goes, I don't give a fuck. That's not true. I love you and really hate to see you continue your destructive way as you try to fuck your way through the male population of the city. You can...