"Scottie, you can't eat me out in the hallway. Please."

"Hmmm. As lovely as that sounds, I don't wanna kiss you there either."

Ok, at this point I was confused as hell. What other places could he be talking about? Well there is ONE other place, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I guess I made a face and he knew what I was thinking because he laughed and said.

"No, I know that's not something you would be into so don't worry. Your bottom is safe from me."

I relaxed. But where else, what kind of kiss is he talking about?

"I want to kiss these," he said as he ran his hands...