My eyebrows climbed a short ways up my forehead as I considered her first really interesting offer. "That would be nice," I told her. "You know I think you're beautiful. You have a great body. I'd love to see more of it." She smiled, until I took another sip of my Guinness.

"And you do have nice tits, at least what I've seen," I kidded her, swirling my dark beer around the cup just in front of my face.

I could see her arguing with herself. She lost. "Ok, I'll let you see me completely naked. But no touching." The words rushed out of her almost of their own accord....