Everything she was saying today I was taking two ways, and immediately my mind went to us on THIS bed, me giving her an orgasm. Special talent - yeah, I can give a woman a mind blowing orgasm.

Instead, I simply held my arm straight out and let my elbow bend way back, "I can do this."

She stared up at my arm, it was like a twenty degree angle the wrong way.

"Look at that. Weird."

"Yeah."

"Your joints are screwed up. What else can you do?"

"I can bend my thumb all the way back so it touches my wrist. See?" And so I pulled my thumb right...