"Well, since we're confessing to roommate accidents, I think I should admit I saw your dick when I woke you up earlier," she said. It came out before she could stop it, but it felt good to get off her chest. The white-hot flame of shame erupted inside Dave the same way it had inside her.

"It-it was an accident. I swear," he said.

"Oh, I'm sure it was," she said, flashing the smirk that drove Dave crazy. "Can't go a month without showing some poor girl your dick, so you figured you throw it in my face."

"If anything, I was doing you a favor," he shot back. "With...