The two women looked at each other and silently agreed not to correct his major gaffe.

"Thanks," Brooke smiled, "we'll be on our best behavior."

The man stepped back giving Brooke space to come in and made a sweeping 'enter' gesture with his arm along with a slight bow. As they passed, the giant pickle pointed further in and to the left.

"Drinks are that direction. Finger foods are all over just be careful of anything without a toothpick. Somebody decided it would be funny to place virt food around."

The women proceeded slowly in the vague direction of the drinks without any particular hurry. They just looked around at...