She sat there stunned, her mouth hanging open. Until a little smile finally cracked her face. "Alright, I get it. You really think I'm hot?"

I nodded. "Total MILF, except for the whole Mommy part."

She tried to stifle the laugh but failed. "Enough, Randy. Keep it in your pants. I've got enough issues as it is."

"At least show me your tits," I teased. Honestly, I had no idea where this was coming from. I would never dream of talking to my aunt that way.

"Randy!"

"C'mon, you said you owed me. If you're not going to fuck me, at least let me see your boobies."

"What the hell...