I had been in the country long enough to know the proper response and winked back at him as I replied, "Aye, 'tis."

"We're lucky, Jake. You and I are members of a family that produce the finest looking females in the world and if some of us cannot keep our hands off them or our cocks in them, well -- can anyone truly blame us?" He grinned at me and continued on in a conspiratorial tone with a merry glint in his eye. "Tis truly a wonderful woman who can give a ninety-one year old man a stiff one."

I took the bait and said, "Moira seems like a...