"Probably here," my aunt said. "I could most likely find a midwife. More likely, I'll just call your mom and we'll make it work."

"How would we keep mom from finding out who the dad is?" I asked.

"You let me worry about that - but remember that she knows who Jeni's dad is - and she knows my daughter is a lot like me. I think you'll be surprised how okay she is with it."

"My mom is going to be okay with me fucking a baby into my cousin?"

"Once she gets over her initial shock, I think your mom will probably be ecstatic that she and I...