"What the fuck?!" I practically shouted. "She blackmailed you?!"

"Yeah, I was really mad," he said. "But what choice did I really have?"

"Uh, tell the police her sister invited you?" I said.

"I guess," he said. "But I didn't want to risk it at the time. Also, I was mad, you know? I know how she's always treated you and how you don't like her. And here she thought she could boss me around? So I decided to call her bluff. I mean, her sister had sat on my face like a half hour earlier or whatever. It's not like putting my face near a vagina was the big...