"Your friend is eating your wife's cunt." I teased my husband. "His tongue is inside me. His face is covered with my pussy juice. He's gonna smell like my cunt."

Danny said, "How does she taste Mitch?"

Mitch said, "Best pussy I've ever eaten." He munched away.

I asked him, "How many pussies have you eaten?"

Mitch said, "Three, no four, and now yours."

"Is my pussy the best you've ever tasted?"

Mitch said, "For sure. You taste sweet."

I said, "Danny, did you hear. He says my pussy tastes sweet."

Danny said, "It does. Enjoy it, Mitch."

I asked my husband, "Danny, how many cunts have you eaten?"

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