I stopped in my tracks. I was pretty sure I had fallen asleep on the way to my aunt's, had driven off the road, crashed into a tree, and was currently in a coma in a hospital somewhere - imagining this conversation.

"Sleep with one of you..."

"Too much, too fast? Your eyes are crossing," my aunt said, "let's get you to bed."

Aunt Kimi claimed my bag again; Jeni claimed my arm. The two of them steered me towards the house and through the front door. I caught glimpses of the interior of the living quarters as we passed through. Before I knew what had really happened, I was...