A nice morning session at our glory-hole was followed by a long walk in the park. She wanted to walk for at least an hour. I was willing enough. She was huffing and puffing after ten minutes, but I'll say this for Mom, she's no quitter.

"I'm so proud of you, Mom," I told her as she leaned against the car, catching her breath. "You can do this. I know you can. You're going to be the hottest Mom around."

She grinned. "A MILF?"

"And then some."

She turned and gave me a hug. "You're the best, Randy. I don't deserve you."

"The hell you don't."

She laughed and pulled...