"You writing a paper?" he laughed. "When I was a boy, I could beat off laying in my bed and hit the wall behind my head, about 3 feet up from the bed."

"Daddy! I didn't know I was going to have to use the Pythagorean Theorem!" she whined, mockingly.

"You are so funny," he laughed. "That has to be hereditary. I think you got it from my mother. Aunt Jen is really witty like you," he mused as he held his topless daughter.

"Was it good, Daddy?" she asked as she kissed his neck.

"Yes, Baby. Of course it was good," he whispered.

"I want to do it again,"...