She screws the tree crew while hubby's away.

Enjoy..

*******

My husband is an asshole and I just taught him a lesson that he'll never forget.

We are living in this God-forsaken place in Mississippi. It's out in the sticks, not really near anything. It's hot, there are bugs the size of hamsters, and he leaves me alone here. He's in the Navy and is gone half the time on official business. He brings me key chains and coffee cups from Europe, Florida and the Caribbean. Big deal!

Then, we get hit by a hurricane. The power has been out for two weeks and there are couple of trees down...