"Google it!" he said, flummoxed. Then, "for your information, it gets hard when I need to pee real bad. I wake up like that a lot of times. Satisfied?"

"Don't be mad at me!" she said in her cute, pouty voice. "Did you mean what you said about my... you know?"

"Hannah, maybe we need to change the subject. But yes. Of course I meant it."

"You've noticed them before?" she whispered, as she continued to stroke the hairs on his tummy and chest.

"I've never seen them before. I didn't even know you had them," he teased. "Did they just kinda grow there in the last week or so?"...