"They're going to make you guys undress too," I said. I noticed they'd both scrunched up as I approached, doubtlessly trying to hide their erections. "And I know you two can't wait to show me your boners."

Aaron looked embarrassed, but Jake was distracted by something behind me.

"Whoa," Jake said. "Is that...?"

"Who?" I asked, turning around. All I saw was the creepy old guys who still couldn't take their eyes off of me. After a moment searching, I turned back. "Seriously, who-"

I stopped because I didn't have to ask. They'd both been staring slack-jawed at my bare butt.

"Oh ha ha," I said. "Very funny."

"Sorry, I...