When you add it all up and take a look at it, a lot of life - my life, anyway - is fairly boring. When you're a kid, a lot of your free time is taken up by school and doing or avoiding homework. When you're an adult, most of your time is taken up by just work. And then there's also a ton of hours when you have to sleep, plus a helluva lot of time doing things you'd rather not: Taxes, commuting, going to the DMV, doing a private search online to find out if being attracted to a close relative is a sign of neurological disorder...

Anyway,...