Joe put his arm around her and lay silently, wondering what would happen next. Finally she whispered, "That felt better than anything. Ever."
"Are you still tipsy?" he asked, tentatively.
"No, I know what I'm doing if that is what you're worried about," she said, breathlessly. She then flipped over and said, "Now it's your turn."
"What?"
"I had an orgasm. Didn't YOU take Sex Ed?" she said, sarcastically. "You're going to have one."
"Well, I can just go in the bathroom and beat off like I usually do," he said.
"Right. You can do that, here, and let me watch. Or I can lick it until you cum," she...