I was on a roll, 'Well, I assume it's no different to when you're with any man, Mrs Smith. Some dressing up, some sexual talk, even a little variety. John is fairly young, fairly inexperienced, I expect there are several things you have found that worked on other men, which John would enjoy too?'. I was desperate to say what I thought was hot, but I knew that would arouse suspicions, I had to stay as the good doctor.

My mom paused, 'dressing up? Yes, I see, I can certainly do that. And sexual talk? It's not inappropriate to tell him my sexual experiences? I mean, I don't want him...