She tucked her arm around my ribs and stuck her hand into my back pocket. She glanced down at the circus tent that was being erected in my pants and giggled as she pulled herself against me more tightly.

"You are such a naughty girl," I told her.

"I intend to be more than naughty before we're done," she warned me.

The center pole rose to its full height. Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats, the show is about to begin.

At the door, I told the bouncer, "We've never been here before. What do we need to know?"

He looked at Rose and asked, "You legal?"

"Yup," she...