"Mom, besides being my mother, you're one of the sexiest women on the planet!"

"Joe! You can't... you shouldn't say things like that about your mother. It's not right!"

"Having sex with Dad's friend your entire married life isn't right either," he pointed out, "but you do it every chance you get... don't you?"

She nodded. "Yes, Honey. I'm a horrible woman. I've cheated on your dad so many times. I can't even begin to count them. I am a cheater and a fake. I go to church and act like I am a good Christian. I tried to teach you and Hannah to be pure..."

"Mom. Don't. I know...