Introduction: Monday afternoon my cell phone rang at work. I got a call from a guy named Paul that said that he and a buddy both wanted a blowjob. It sounded good to me so I asked, “When do you want it to happen?”

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I recently ran an ad in a Swingers Magazine advertising myself as a cocksucker looking for preferably straight or bi guys looking for a no reciprocation blowjob. You’re allowed to post phone numbers in the ad so I posted my cell phone to see what kind of response I might get.

Monday afternoon my cell phone rang at work. I got a call from a...