Karen: [these creepy old guys came over wanting to take a picture of me. The guys jumped in and said they were my boyfriends (lol) and chased them off, but we're worried there'll be more. We thought maybe they could pretend a bit more to be my boyfriends, but weren't sure what that should be or what you would be comfortable with.]

Oh, that wasn't so bad. Hell, I was almost happy that the guys were so quick to defend her from creepers. I mean, they were kinda creepers themselves, but I figured the creepers I knew were preferable to the creepers I didn't.

Me: [that's fine, I'm glad they...