Opening my door so I can listen for Jake’s arrival, I haul a pile of clothes from the top of my dresser and dump it on my floor followed by subsequent piles around my room.

Jesus, that’s a lot of clothes!

The resulting pile is almost half as tall as I am. I really need to clamp down on this excessive buying of Donna’s; it really is abusing the company assets, spending so much on stuff I don’t need. I haven’t even worn half of the things she sends my way. I’m like her own human-sized dress up doll.

I put my iPad in the docking station and turn on...