“Stay right there, pumpkin.” My Dad said “Your mother and I have been trying to bring ourselves to tell you something for quite a while now. You see, the thing is, you’re adopted.”

I certainly hadn’t been expecting that but what my Dad… adopted Dad did next was completely out of left field. He kicked off his shoes, unbuttoned his pants and pushed them down along with his underwear in one swift motion.

“Daddy! What are you doing?”

“I’ve wanted to fuck you since you came home from college, all grown up. Don’t tell me you’re not interested.”

“But Daddy… it’s wrong…”

I began a weak protest but then I...