I’m a good respectable girl, they’d all say. I always received excellent grades on all my papers.
I never broke the rules of the all-girls dorm by trying to sneak boys in. I got along with everybody, both my fellow students and the full-time staff. I participated in a number of extra-curricular activities.
I was an excellent candidate to be a residential assistant after my first year in the dorm.
They didn’t know me very well. I was, unbeknownst to anybody back in my hometown or many people in my college town, really into girls.
Who wouldn’t be? Girls are all soft and curvy in the right places and smell...