So diary, I think I began using you in 1973....

but It was 1974 and it was just a week before my high school graduation.

I was among the youngest in my class having turned 18 just a few days before.

I was also still a virgin and had never had any form of sex beyond masturbation.

This situation was certainly not a moral decision or do to my having any hang ups about sex.

Unlike my very pious parents who made me attend this stupid Catholic school, I had long ago ditched religion.

The problem was, well, frankly, I was smart. How do you fit ten million animals and...