"Fucking shit, are you kidding?" I said to Jason when he threw his hands into a drop-mic gesture. "You tossed her thong to him?"

"You bet your ass I did!" Jason said.

"Baller," I said with admiration. "That's a great move. How did it feel?"

"Amazing, dude," Jason said. "Something I never even had on my list of things to do. And it was so great. I loved it. I loved the power. I loved that Crystal felt the power, too."

"She's pretty fucking cool, man," I said.

"I know," he said. "I can't believe the first time we said I love you was after I fucked her ass in...