Less than five minutes later, Kat and Rita burst through the front door. Very quickly, I realized that the entire morning had been choreographed by the three of them. Kat began shedding her clothes as soon as they walked inside. Rita made a beeline straight for me. She kissed me hello, making penetrating eye contact, and ran her hand over the crotch of my shorts.

"Oh, Jess," Rita said, "you did it. You got him so worked up! I can feel it!"

Rita and Jess kissed.

"I think I did okay," Jess said with a laugh.

And then Kat was on me. She kissed me with reckless abandon.

"Daddy, I'm...