"We are going to beat their asses on the tennis court like we beat them in the ratings," Kat said as we drove to the country club hosting the tournament.

Rita laughed, and Jess and I joined. It was a friendly rivalry, but Kat and Rita were competitive. They wanted to win, and they also didn't mind talking a little trash.

"Jen has twice as many Instagram followers as you, Kat," Rita said. "But I've got twice as many as she does."

"I'm amazed at that because Jen has bigger tits than you do," Kat teased.

"Yeah, but she's not cute and proportional like I am," Rita said. "More of...