Chris is the first to find his voice, though it comes out choked and strained. “Isn’t… isn’t it too early to start?” He glances wildly around the room as if looking for a hidden camera. “We just got here. We haven’t even discussed the specifics of the estate—"

“Too early?” I let out a soft laugh, sinking deeper into the leather sofa. “Darling, your father has been gone for weeks. Do you have any idea how long it’s been since I’ve had a proper orgasm? I’m certain he won’t want us to waste any time.”

Josh flinches subtly in his chair, trying to avoid looking at any of us.

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