"No." To my complete surprise, Jonathan grinned. "I asked you to tell Lou about us. You've done it in the most rebellious and ridiculous way that you possibly could, but think about it, if he sees us as a mommy and a daddy, you've basically just confirmed that those are the dynamics of our new relationship. We're together and we're the ones here to look after him and protect him. I can deal with being called mommy for that."

I glared. "It wasn't like that at all, you bitch," I accused. "That was so not why I did it."

"No?" Jonathan smirked. "Well tough. That's the way I'm taking it....