About an hour later, I went to the toilet and was in mid-stream when one of Arnie’s mates came and stood beside me, whipping out a sizeable piece of meat as he started to pee noisily.

“Hi there,” I’m Louis,” he said. “Arnie’s going on about your wife’s tits. He doesn’t half fancy giving her a length.”

I mustered my courage and said, “I wouldn’t mind him giving her a length either but sadly she’s a one man woman so it looks like it’s not going to happen.”

“We can make anything happen if you really want it to,” he replied, as he tucked his cock back in his jeans...