I had a one-night stand with a colonel? Wow, I really needed to self–reflect on my past.

I never remembered those with whom I had a one-night stand, because we did things when I was drowning in alcohol, and we always had sex in the dark. Also, I made sure to drill into their heads that they must be gone before morning.

And right now hearing that I had sex with this man standing in front of me makes me want to melt from embarrassment.

“But…” I stammered, my face burning bright red. “But you're a colonel!”

Great job, brain. Great job embarrassing us even further.

He scoffed. “You think...