That evening, after supper, Robert called Derek at last.

"Finally," Derek said. "It couldn't have ever worked out assuming you had your telephone with you today."

"What could never have worked out?"

"Remember when you said you saw your mother without a bra?"

The last thing he needed to discuss was his mom's tits. He was trying to forget the episode that happened at the bathroom door. "Mmm... why?"

Derek inquired, "Do you think they're genuine?"

He gazed at the telephone briefly then said, "OK. Why for heaven's sake could you ask that?"

"I suppose you could have seen them since they got more enlarged?"

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