“I’m telling you, back in the day I was quite a handsome young man! I’ve seen all kinds of beautiful women, so I know a thing or two about these things. What you should do is bring a camera, follow them quietly, and snap a few shots like this, ‘click.’ Then when you go to court, just imagine the effect…”

“Uncle, just take your fare, alright? You could be a love guru at this point.”

I couldn’t tell if I was lucky or cursed to end up with such a chatty driver. I tossed him a $100 bill and walked away, but I could still hear his nagging voice behind...