You can't get pregnant in the shower, right? That's the thought I have as I put on the lingerie that's laid out on the bed for me.

Patterson has left me in here all day while a team of people came over to make me beautiful. I had my body scrubbed even though he already did a thorough job of that earlier, then I was buffed and polished within an inch of my life. I look down at my perfect nails that are a soft gray color and see that they match the undergarments I'm supposed to wear tonight. I'm sure this is not by coincidence.

My sex clenches when...